horse shagger 

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

horse shagger by pussylicker November 9, 2005

Horse Fister 

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

Horse Fister by Jim Morisson October 22, 2004

Horse Shit Luigi

1)One step above horse shit.

2)What Alabamians say when something is fubared.

Damn it! I cut that board too short, horse shit luigi.

Horse Shit Luigi by Josh & Steve April 25, 2006

horse neutral 

the act of being neither yay nor neigh about horses.

a horse neutral neither likes nor dislikes horses or the idea of horses

horse neutral by fatal bert January 20, 2011

horse laugh 

Laughing so hard and with such volume that you look like a horse that's choking on a whole chicken.

Look at that girl over there horse laughing. Her braids are about to come out!

horse laugh by Manhappenins February 17, 2017

horse jerker offer 

To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice

“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”

horse jerker offer by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018

horse cropping 

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.

We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.

horse cropping by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019