The sexual act known as the Iron Horse is one for the brave.
You require the following:
- A naked Man
- A naked Woman
- A bed with a headboard / bars
- A decently long hallway
- A helmet
Steps to completion:
The naked man starts at the far end of the decently long hallway, hopefully already fairly excited. The naked woman positions herself on the bed grabbing onto the headboard / bars, on her hands and knees in the doggy-style position. She must also have put on the helmet, and is preferably already somewhat excited. Now, the man at the end of the decently long hallway should begin running down the hallway towards his waiting woman on the bed. At distance (male's judgment), the male jumps into the air screaming "Iron Horse" while attempting to land his wood into the waiting woman's vaginal cavity. Upon a successful completion of this act, the male has indeed landed his wood into the female's vaginal cavity and the female's head has been punched through the headboard as well as the wall behind the bed(should there be a wall there).
(Note: for males who wish to attempt such an act, the following advice is offered. Do not try this while drunk, perhaps your female should be. This is not recommended for the depth-perception impaired or those with otherwise horrible aim. Upon failure of this act, a trip to your local emergency room is strongly suggested.)
You require the following:
- A naked Man
- A naked Woman
- A bed with a headboard / bars
- A decently long hallway
- A helmet
Steps to completion:
The naked man starts at the far end of the decently long hallway, hopefully already fairly excited. The naked woman positions herself on the bed grabbing onto the headboard / bars, on her hands and knees in the doggy-style position. She must also have put on the helmet, and is preferably already somewhat excited. Now, the man at the end of the decently long hallway should begin running down the hallway towards his waiting woman on the bed. At distance (male's judgment), the male jumps into the air screaming "Iron Horse" while attempting to land his wood into the waiting woman's vaginal cavity. Upon a successful completion of this act, the male has indeed landed his wood into the female's vaginal cavity and the female's head has been punched through the headboard as well as the wall behind the bed(should there be a wall there).
(Note: for males who wish to attempt such an act, the following advice is offered. Do not try this while drunk, perhaps your female should be. This is not recommended for the depth-perception impaired or those with otherwise horrible aim. Upon failure of this act, a trip to your local emergency room is strongly suggested.)
So I met this really kinky chick who kept going on about trying crazy sex acts. I told her about the Iron Horse...that was one hell of a trip to the Emergency Room. A guy with a crimpled dick and a chick's head covered in drywall...
by SpaceJesus May 15, 2005
Get the Iron Horsemug. An amazing woman with beautiful hips, that makes a man feel like a wild beast. She is a keeper, but almost impossible to tame and to tie down. She has the tendency to break hearts, but it's only because shes hard too control. She loves with all here heart and restores faith and men once she gone. Biggest sweetheart you will ever find. Most men won't rise to the challenge to get her back while others won't stop in till they lose everything.
Only a real man can tame a wild horse.
That wild horse broke my heart, she was the best ride of my life.
Before I knew it the wild horse was gone.
That wild horse broke my heart, she was the best ride of my life.
Before I knew it the wild horse was gone.
by Kenneth Read June 8, 2013
Get the Wild Horsemug. Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".
Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.
by Alantras September 20, 2013
Get the Nokian Horsemug. Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
Get the Horse Semenmug. An snk (attack on titan) joke for one of the most popular characters, they always make fun of Jean because of his "horse face" and so fans call him Jean the horse.
by JadenLovley97 July 10, 2016
Get the Jean the horsemug. Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.
Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”
by Telltalehart October 18, 2023
Get the horse doctormug. by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018
Get the horse noodlesmug.