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hooker sex

He's a lousy kisser, so I just had hooker sex with him.
by Rizzzle November 16, 2006
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Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.
flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010
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Hook Five

When sitting next to your buddy at the bar a high five is made difficult due to a few reasons:

- holding a drink in one hand

- lack of space

- having to turn to face each other
The new and improved hook five allows for an awesome high five while maintaing the same sitting position, not putting down a drink and still achieving a high five.

To perform the hook five simply lift your outside arm up and over your head, close to performing a hook shot in basketball, and complete by bringing it in for the slap.
Hey Buddy, check out that chick at the end of the bar, DIBS... *HOOK FIVE!*
by Fepic Bros December 25, 2010
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hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.
Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"
by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010
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hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The hook and real gave me my war.
by Jb habes March 10, 2017
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Hookala

When you are at a body of water and a fisherman throws a hook at you and you get caught on the hook.
I was Hookalaed yesterday in the pool! What a Jerk!!!
by Eavan July 12, 2017
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Hoodsfooh

The greatest person ever in the history of anything. Very talented, and very cute. Has stupid, good for nothing friends
Girl 1: Do you know Hoodsfooh?
Girl 2: *cum*
by Not Hoodsfooh December 15, 2019
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