Honey-Dicked

A girl that flirts with a guy but will never do anything with them and the guy will get friend zoned. Another example is when a girl plays with a guy’s head.

Dude she honey-dicked the fuck out of you last night.

by Jack Dester November 5, 2019

Honey Monster

A gentleman, usually a friend, who manages to find and seduce many desirable females in a polite manner despite an apparent lack or drout of such women.

Elliot: Dude, did you hear Ed has got himself another new honey and I can't even find one.

Rob: Man, that guy is a Honey Monster.

by E EL DEE August 3, 2008

Bastard Honey

Bastard honey is honey who's floral origins are unknown. Compared to monofloral honey, honey from one type of plant, or polyfloral honey, honey that has been mixed, bastard honey's origins are either unknown, undisclosed, or something else of the sort. The idea of bastard honey comes from the idea of illegitimate honey, who's ancestry is unknown.

I got some honey packaged like catsup from the bakery near my school, but was disappointed when I realized it was bastard honey

by devinhoo April 14, 2010

honey wookums

A sweet nickname for your significant other that shows there's no shame in your relationship

Hey honey wookums!
Hey lover!

by honeywookums April 20, 2014

Hometown Honey

A girlfriend from a dude's hometown. Generally used when the dude is away at college. See also Hometown.

Speaker 1: "Dude you gonna try to snake Allison this weekend?"
Speaker 2: "Negative brah, my Hometown Honey's coming in."

by 51westu July 8, 2011

Truffle Honey

That sweet tasting booty juice one enjoys on the palate when eating out someone’s ass.

Rachel’s truffle honey is the sweetest. Imma eat that ass as soon as I get home.

Her truffle honey is at its peak of sweetness right after her workouts.

She squatted over my face and I engorged in her truffle honey like Pooh Bear.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Honey Smack

v. the act of injecting your urethra with honey and ejaculating onto a woman's face, then proceeding to violently pummel her with your erect penis.

"Omg Brittany, where'd you get that black eye?"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"

by chubbywafflemix February 25, 2020