Hipster

A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.

Look at that hottie over there at the coffee shop on his laptop!

He's such a hipster

by weathergirl December 27, 2015

Hipster

One who remembers the time when the search term "urban outfitters" appeared in front of "urban dictionary" when searching "urban" on Google.

Hipster: Hey remember 3 or more years ago when urban dictionary wasnt that popular.

Average guy: Hurr, no, I just found out about it today.

by HAWAllAN December 3, 2013

Hipster

A hipster is a gentrified hippy

Those hipsters look so skanky but smell like organic lavender oil

by אנטון May 15, 2015

Hipster

A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.

Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.

INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.

by SocialNeko April 17, 2015

hipster

Some dumb WR weener who thinks they are cool but are actually a chav. They wear expensive brand clothes and usually skinny jeans and vans

Did you see that hipster over there? They think they are so cool

by WR weener August 19, 2013

Hipster

Anyone who wears a flannel. Also a pretty large beard with gauges, and you may see the majority of hipsters at panera typing on a type writer.

Did you see those guys yesterday. They had flannels on and were using a type writer don't worry they're just hipsters.

by toxic123 January 26, 2014

hipster

Trying too hard to not try hard.

Hipster: I don't know how I will be able to make it through the day if I wear this awful mainstream garbage. I need to be unique as can be.

John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.

by curmudgeon001 December 17, 2013