Heaney

Heaney is a nonce

“Do you know heaney?”

“Oh yeah, heaney is a nonce”

by Crack that June 28, 2025

Heanon

He whom receive head!

He received Heanon from the girl last night!

by Heandawg November 10, 2025

heya pal

a very handsome man that all women want to fuck he's so attractive that even me as a man is erected, even the solar system stopped orbiting bc it was staring at him

3000 women:look its heya pal! i feel so horny!
heya pal: hey ladies
3000 women: o my giggity goggly gosh he noticed us!

by kyeb January 3, 2026

Heaney

A man with a toddler's penis on a adult body

Good god! Look at that tiny thing! He's a right Heaney

by KirstyH January 4, 2026

Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis

Don't be a Noah heman you fag

by Yaboiright May 19, 2017

Yew Hean

A massive cock; an unreal human being. Has got looks, personality, game and everything else. The perfect human, almost god-like.

“Look at the Yew Hean on that guy.”
“Wow you are such a Yew Hean, I think I wet myself a little.”

by Alsjcicnedm November 22, 2021

Jayden Heaney

a man who doesnt swear, takes short naps and gets the ladies.can also be known as mohamed yusuf or borat.

Me:YO JAYDEN WASSUP
Jayden heaney/mohamed yusuf/borat:YOOOO DOOOOODIO
Me:dela?
Jayden heaney/mohamed yusuf/borat: SHORE DOOD

by delakillah October 14, 2024