STFU HEFTER

A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.

"STFU HEFTER, stop being a d0nk."

"OMG AYFKM?" STFU HEFTER!"

by Mr. Pahncake January 14, 2008

heffers

its when a person says he will never do something, and when none of his boys are around he does it.

"man i'll never sleep wit a fat bitch"
and then his boy later catches him fucking a fat bitch in a bush or something that means he's a hefer or hefing ass nigga.

by T dub444 May 23, 2005

heffa

a fat chick that knows shes fat but still would rather eat.

"im not a heffa"
"uhm honey you are. just look in the mirror"
as the girl looks in the mirror and realizes she weighs a bajillion pound and starts to cry uncontrolably

by juliianaaaa March 24, 2008

haffey

Has got it all. Biggest baddest ass mother fucker to walk on a diamond.

And another homer from Haffey.

by vaginabob January 12, 2015

heffa-hoe

a term of enderment orginaly founded on myspace by josh and aj. means a close freind can also be used offensively if pronounced heffer-hoe

good way:I`m chilling with my heffa-hoes
ba way: That girl is a fat Heffer-hoe

by heffa-hoe July 31, 2006

the Heafer

The Lord of the Heafers.

Michael Dennis

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

Heff

Fucking Fat Ass.
likes to eat Ben Kohner.

that fat ass is so fat. hes almost as fat as Heff..

by Me. November 18, 2003