A southwest PA girl who is only good at laying on her back, and her mouth is only kinda ok for one thing. Only ok with the lights out and the blinds down, park blocks away so you don't get seen with a Heather Sutherland.
Don't date a girl who is always on her back, good for a easy piece, but don't go and marry a Heather Sutherland!!!
by EtherNas December 10, 2021
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Get the Heather mug.A Heather is a girl that knows no personal boundaries and will insert herself into every bit of your life and make it about her. Be careful what you tell a Heather because she has loose lips and will tell everyone what you told her. Heather is a chatterbox and could spend hours talking to a brick wall. Heather is notorious for texting and driving, leaving dirty dishes in the sink, and playing videos on her phone out loud in public. Heather is a pretty girl, but beware, gingers like Heather will cling to you like plastic wrap. If you have a Heather in your life, RIP.
Guy 1: who’s that ginger over there?
Guy 2: oh stay away from her, that’s a heather, she’s cray cray
Guy 2: oh stay away from her, that’s a heather, she’s cray cray
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Get the Heather mug.Someone who is less than amazing, funny or sporty. Actually she is mega bitch. If she doesn't kill you from boredom with the meaningless dribble she oozes into the atmosphere like a 1960s car spewing lead in a 5 year old's lungs, she'll drown you in endless streams tears she cries in seek of the smallest crumb of pity.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
You: Heather is crying. Again.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
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