acting hard

when someone acts like their cool but they really arent.

jim: yeah im gonna mess jamie up
jake: shut up jim your acting hard🙄

by hahalibby June 12, 2018

Blow-hard

Someone who boasts excessively and exaggeratively about his or her imagined talents or abilities. Also characteristic of someone who thinks they know something that others do not. Blow-hards are akin to name-droppers.

"Ever since John started attending Yale University, he has become such a blow-hard."

by Nimrod Nineveh November 7, 2009

hard off

The exact opposite of a hard on.
To lose one's erection or sexual urge.
A deflation of the penis due to an unsavory experience or sight.
Also spelled hardoff, hard-off
See also boner-killer

Rosie O'Donnell gives me a hard off.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

hard poke

When you wake up with a boner and roll over and poke your girl friend in the back.

Man, my girlfriend gets so pissed when I wake her up with a hard poke.

by danyaden October 4, 2015

hard jeans

When you see a beautiful woman and your dick gets hard, your jeans or pants also get hard around the groin area. It's another way of saying you just experienced a boner. A hard feeling in the jeans is a sure sign that you just saw something that you liked. This is caused by peeping on some big tits or catching a glimpse of a great ass. If the jeans are too tight, the boner may cause significant pain. The most comfortable way to wear a boner is either completely nude, totally naked, or with just a pair of lightweight baggy shorts on.

Steve: "Oh fuck, look at that fucking big-tittied blonde!"
Gary: "Shit man, she is one fine broad."
Steve: "Oh fuck, I just got hard jeans. I am envisioning slamming her right now."
Gary: "Her buttcheeks would be red when I was done with her."
Steve: "You want to meet up again tomorrow night and talk about fucking chicks?"
Gary: "Yes"

Hard Jeans can also be hard pants, hard shorts, etc.

by John Planet December 30, 2009

hard up

Not having enough cash, money; broke. In a rock and a hard spot. A difficult situation.

I was hard up for cash after my trip to Vegas.

by Dominick January 14, 2004

hard leg

US Army slang for a man, in reference to his member. Often used plurally to denote a sausage fest.

"Ain't nothin' but a bunch of hard legs and no ass to be found!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005