girlfriend

What you dont have if you're reading this.

Are you still reading this ?!
Go find a girlfriend.

by Zios May 7, 2009

live-in girlfriend

When a woman trades companionship and occasional cooking and sex in exchange for a place to stay rent free. Essentially acting af if she was your girlfriend until you actually find one. Then she moves out.

My live-in girlfriend ate all my food and broke all my stuff, but damn the sex is great!

by Kanvi August 8, 2014

Lying Girlfriend

It's a girl that doesnt give a shit about you, and would rather lie than have a promising faithful relationship. These girls are usually bitches or skanks, but mostly they possess both qualities.

My lying girlfriend is a slut

by justme87 February 7, 2009

girlfew

(noun) - derivative of curfew pertaining to the time at which a girlfriend, wife, or significant female other, asks that the male arrive home for the night, usually after a session at the poker table or hours spent killing time at the bar.

"I've got a 3 A.M. girlfew for the poker game tonight. We have to make the Sunday Brunch."

by Willie G. Skeet Skeet Skeet September 8, 2005

girlfriend aggro

When you play videogames for so long that you piss off your girlfriend. Comes from the MM0G term aggro.

Oops, I played EverCrack for too long. Now I have girlfriend aggro.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 29, 2005

grief

when you feel so helpless and stupid that you think nothing will ever be right again, and your macaroni and cheese tastes like sawdust, and you can't even jerk off because it seems like too much trouble.

Good grief...

by jexjex July 24, 2012

girlfran

1)Most commonly used by females when communicating.

2)Female significant other. See girlfriend

1)Julie: Hey girlfran!!
Sara: Sup?!

2)Sam: I love my girlfran.
Tom: She is a great catch.

by Trace Fossils December 26, 2006