Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011

Granny BigNipple

An old lady who has big pepperoni sized nipples

Man 1 - "Damn its a good Granny BigNipple"
Man 2 - "Sick dude, go to therapy"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

Granny Blunt

when u smoke your grandmas ashes

Pass that Granny blunt

by Granny Blunt April 13, 2023

Granny Stamp

A lipstick mark left by an old woman who might or might not be a grandmother.

Eww! That granny stamp was moist!

Did you just get granny stamped?

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

Grannying out

Grannying out, means having a nervous or paranoid psychedelic experience.

- this man is really grannying out on this acid.

- I just took these shrooms and I’m really grannying out.

by JvE2803 February 3, 2021

Granny and grumpy

They are amazing grandparents and love their little hanyaks and nincompoops

Granny and grumpy

by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 11, 2021

granny norma

a pornstar who is also an elderly woman

me: who is granny norma?
urban dictionary: something very discoutang.

by Mr_Aesthetics March 29, 2021