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Granny Lip It

When you chick is giving A1 slop top but she has braces. You tell her to use her lips to cover both her braces and teeth.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. The only problem is that Beth is a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time I got A1 slop top from Beth, my foreskin got caught in her braces and caused me to bleed a little. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. This time I had Beth granny Lip it.
by Marcamango September 27, 2020
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Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.
Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.
by blondelover69 July 5, 2022
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granny chaser

An individual who finds interest (sexual, economic, etc.) In elders.
- Gurl, that b**ch stole my sugar daddy.
- Well, I guess you're not the only granny chaser in town anymore.
by Tantang March 21, 2018
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Granny economics

When you pay with cash to the penny. For example, have you ever been in line at a grocery store and the customer is a white haired granny looking lady. When they pay their bill they pay with cash and to the penny.
Granny economics is the best way to stay out of debit. Somebody who uses cash only. A person who knows how to take care of the money.
by Granny economics July 19, 2014
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granny hanny

omg where is granny hanny
by not katelynn May 19, 2017
mugGet the granny hannymug.

granny dodger

That guy over there got locked up for being a granny dodger
by Dsnow2000 December 20, 2016
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granny clot

Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years
That old lady has a granny clot
by Nipple sniffer June 23, 2017
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