Currently one of the most effective forms of birth control, and annoying everyone around you (see glasshole).
Google Glass user: Excuse me, can you tell me what the best bookstore is?
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!
Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!
Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)
by Twitterpated1 April 13, 2014
Get the Google Glass mug.Proper noun. He/she who uses the toilet and does not wash their hands - spends the day on Google spreading his/her pissy hands all over the keyboard. Keen on handshakes in corridoors.
Ian: Fuck man, that bloke never washed his hands in the bathroom.
Barry: Be careful mate, once he's finished looking at clips of old movies, he'll google piss you from behind.
Barry: Be careful mate, once he's finished looking at clips of old movies, he'll google piss you from behind.
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Simply dirty jokes along with many other puns on similar words that seem harmless at first but turned in quite a different way ... Another popular one that has gotten around is : Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook? ...
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.
Mike: Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo
Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...
Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?
Abby: ew mike your such a pervert
Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...
Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?
Abby: ew mike your such a pervert
by MaT5892 July 27, 2009
Get the Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo mug.To Google bait is to tempt Google's suggestion bar feature by typing in a random phrase and seeing what it advises you to finish the phrase with and search for. It is a proven cure for boredom, as there is a high frequency of crazy-ass shit showing up.
Jimmy: Yo, what you doin', homeboy?
Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.
Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?
Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.
Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?
by noah91 November 16, 2009
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Get the Googlebator mug.I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.
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