White Glove the Bed

Like crime scene investigators, but figuratively, wear 'white gloves' and clean up the bed (the crime scene) after an extra marital or secret sexual affair to get rid of the evidence left behind i.e. semen, cum, etc.
Stephanie and Sam had to white glove the bed after having sex so Sam's boyfriend wouldn't suspect anything.
by NeriumKiss April 05, 2016
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Voltaire's Angry Glove

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.
"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."
by Jrock LoCash November 01, 2007
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glove slap

A synonym for "high five" that is used in baseball. A celebratory gesture.
Cal Ripken made a good play, so I went over and gave him a glove slap.
by ThunderManzi March 10, 2011
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Wank Wool Glove

A Woolen Wank Glove is a knitted accessory used to wank with........

If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)
If your outside in the cold and the moment arises, use your Wank Wool Glove and bosh away.
by rallly ali January 26, 2011
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Inflated latex glove

when putting down an inflated latex glove, it is a signal that a female nearby wants anal penetration. Preferably used by medical assistants.
Hey Kylie, look at that hunk over there. Do you think I should put this inflated latex glove over there to let him know I want him?
by Bobby697 November 01, 2019
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Organic Cock Glove

She is just a life support for her old organic cock glove.
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by Right.Dave January 21, 2011
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kid gloves

A colloquial soccer term for a very young goalkeeper.
The goalkeeper was so young, the newspapers referred to him as Kid Gloves.
by neilta August 23, 2009
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