Through the Joking Glass

When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.

Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor

by Reverend Pope March 13, 2010

Tall Cool Glass of Water

A refreshingly desirable woman. A woman so hot she is like drinking a tall glass full of ice cold water on a hot summer day! Nothing else is so satisfying to look at.

Ah, now she's a tall cool glass of water!

by Willie333 April 2, 2008

glass on glass

A type of connection on a water pipe, or bong, that does not use anything to make a seal around it (ie rubber gromets, o-rings, tape, glue) but instead its a taperd hole, with a tapered stem. the connection occures in two spots, on the stem connnecting it to the pipe, and one from the stem to the bowl.

"O sweet that Bong has glass on glass!"

by Sko56 May 10, 2006

glassass

its when
the. glass. broke.... in his ass

Mike: hey tony care to watch some glassass?
Tony: this ain't so bad... not much worse than GOATSEEEEEEOMFUCKINGGOD THAT SHIT BROKE IN HIS ASS

by glassofass August 27, 2009

break the glass

To pass a point of no return; to do something irreversible.

"Flirting with your room mate's girl is ok, but make sure you find another pad before you break the glass and sleep with her."

by tagged October 21, 2007

Smoking the glass dick

Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.

"She's lost a ton of weight. I hope she's not smoking the glass dick."

by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013

Glasgow

Hey, at least its not Edinburgh!

"The un-official capital of Scotland"

Edinburgh = Skaffy "K" heads - on a mission to get mullered!

Glasgow = Good Clean Fun"

by GonzoGlasgow January 11, 2006