Glomp

A guy who walks backwards and has a large penis.

Check out the glomp, it's huge.

by Howie Dewitt November 26, 2024

Glomptugg

When the grunge rock star Dave Ghrol dissects your testicles for no reason and with or without consent.

Man 1: I got glomptugged earlier today even though I told him to stop!
Man 2: You really can't stop him glomptugging when he starts.

by Hepatitis lover December 5, 2024

Gomp

Girls Only Mosh Pit

“Whoa that’s a gomp, wait for the next one”

“Oh sh*t, yea I’ll wait for one with guys”

by obnoxiousfeminist February 9, 2025

goompta

A shortened version of the saying great minds think alike. Because if you think alike you don’t need that many words to say it. What is understood doesn’t need to be said. Just like my boi Jesus.

BROOO I WAS GONNA SAY THAT, GOOMPTA!!!!!

by Kuandariun February 21, 2025

Glomp

The smacking noises your dog makes after eating cat poop out of the litter box.

Hey honey....oh God this dog is glomping, son of a bitch.

by Gargamelon March 9, 2025

Glomp

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.

dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine

by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025

Ghoap

A (relation)ship belonging to the Call of Duty fandom, consisting of Simon "Ghost" Riley and John "Soap" MacTavish.

Alaysha enjoys reading smutty Ghoap fics on Ao3.

by TheModernPeasant February 24, 2026