Gerbiling

1) v. The act of eating food at such a high rate that a large portion of the food intended for consumption gets dropped on the floor.

2) v. 'Gerbiling' can also be extended to dropping generally anything you touch on the floor in extreme cases

"Damn Travis, you've dropped so much food on my floor. Are you even eating?"

"Hey! Gerbiling is a debilitating illness. Do you know how little I actually eat?"

"I do, seeing as I could make a meal out of what you've dropped."

by Chadc265 December 26, 2011

germinator

A man who fathers many offspring.

Gee whizz Bob, Jim is real germinator; he has 17 kids!

by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006

Geraint

A welsh fat guy also known as Cai Williams but his real name is geraint love to smoke cigs in his car with food.

Geraint ew lookin skinny boy

by geraints nan April 22, 2019

gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.

"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."

by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011

gerbiling

The act of tipping a cheap bottle of liquor up and chugging it as if you were a gerbil drinking from its water bottle. The act is preferably done with a 1.75 of something equally as shitty as fleischmanns or rondiaz.

"Did you see Griffin last night? He was so drunk he began gerbiling the fleischmanns!"

by TighterthanAK March 30, 2014

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

gerbil bacon

the meat you cut from a gerbil and eat with hot sauce raw

piece of bacon but like 2 inchs big thats gerbil bacon

by cory dawson April 25, 2007