fruity booty monster

a fruity booty monster is somebody who is fruity for booty

"that man Sam Smith is a fruity booty monster."

by llibertyy7 January 24, 2019

fruitflorist

Scibelli who plays with flowers in Maine during the winter.

Someone tell the fruitflorist that his buttpirate friend is here with some more flowers.

by Captain Dipshit October 8, 2003

fruity-goodness

a strawberry flavored fruit rollup. mmm those are good

Person One: Hey can i have your fruit rollup?
Person Two: NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE MY FRUITY-GOODNESS!!!
Person One: freak...

by iamcoolerthanu January 1, 2009

fruity boots

Well it's those girly boys with wheels stuck on there shoes now isn't it? It's kinda like they're trying to immitate the wheelie board kids but just don't have the heart.

Those0 damn girls and their fruity boots! They have nothin' on them wheelie boardin' kids carvin' up those there foot paths!

by angry old man February 21, 2009

Fruitblindness

When attractive secretly gay men date unattractive women due to their inability to distinguish good looking and bad looking girls

"Why is he dating her? He could do so much better!"

"He's obviously gay and can't tell that she's ugly. Classic case of fruitblindness."

by lezlimon October 30, 2012

fruity outlet

someone who smells like fruit and ressembles an outlet.

elysha, you're such a fruity outlet, i just dont know what to do with you

by melanie Clark February 27, 2008

Fruity

rubs fruit on their teeth

bro, you are being fruity

by Frost vally April 17, 2020