Flexitarian

A fake vegetarian.

"Damn, all these flexitarians need to quit lying to themselves. They don't even deserve a title."

by Wiztch May 13, 2016

chris fleming

That dope ass Motherfucker that rails bitches leaving them with a major limp or just straight up with roast beef pussy after he’s done with them

“Damn did you hear that hoe ass roast beef no ass crooked nipple ass bartender can’t even walk after Chris Fleming got done with her”

by El mechón September 11, 2020

Fleming

A Fleming is a type of monkey that likes to sing Harry Hippo

The Fleming sang a lot

by Bobbas12345 September 20, 2019

flexting

A new texting craze where you send pix messages of your self flexing to your friends! Similar to sexting where you send dirty pictures of yourself.

Friend 1: Dude Natalie just flexted me!
Friend 2: Her muscles are HUGE!
Friend 1: she is sooo good at flexting!

by Super Sara-Anne February 5, 2010

Flexing

An Art! it is the art of managing to flirt while texting.

Girl: hey alex, what are you doing? put your phone away

Alex: I can't. this is reall important

Girl: are you flirting with another girl?

Alex: nope, just flexing

by Aturn247 July 31, 2007

Flexting

Texting a person in a flirtatious manner. Not as trashy as sexting. in a "more than a friend" type of way

Mere " OH my god i'm flexting austin now!"
Molly " ohhh its flexting now instead of just texting?"

by ilikepbandj August 11, 2010

flexting

verb: to flex while texting at the gym, often committed by people of the toolbag nature while hogging equipment that people are usually waiting for.

I was waiting for this bench and this asshole wouldn't stop flexting.

by JosePheden September 30, 2010