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Flatts

Lets go buy some flatts and sell it to kids
by tombent9 June 25, 2009
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FATASS

Someone who is cheap,lazy,NOTsexy,probablygay,stupid,fucker,backstabberworstpersonever.
Your a FATASS
by Theguywhohasstufftosay!!! July 29, 2016
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Nevada Salt Flats

Usually performed while fucking a woman doggie-style, a man gives a woman the Nevada Salt Flats when he pulls out and cums on her ass and back. He then spreads it across the same area so that, when it dries, it forms a thin, salty, crusty layer resembling the thin layer of crusted salt covering the Nevada Salt Flats. Can also be done on the stomach or face, if you can find a woman who will let you jiz on her face, spread it all over, and let it dry.
I was fucking that bitch from behind last night but I didn't wanna knock her up so I gave her the Nevada Salt Flats!
by St Dorothy Mantooth January 11, 2009
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as flat as a witches tit

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring
This house is as flat as a witches tit!
by Lizzie Palmer October 22, 2008
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FLACtastic

(adj.)

1. Used to describe something that was done in a way that could not be succeeded even after the views of many people pointing to a successor.

2. Used to describe something that is so far beyond perfect that no other word, made up or not, could describe the ultimate pleasure of having such a thing in one's life.
EXAMPLES:

1. "Wow...this Slayer CD is amazing. The lyrics--the way the songs flow, and how every part makes sense, and is there for a reason, unlike St. Anger--this CD is just about perfect...maybe even FLACtastic..."

2. "Mom! I'm going out to catch the bus!"

"Okay, dear! Have a good day at school! While you're gone, I'm going to have a near-FLACtastic time with your husband!"

3. "DUDE! I got this amazing game for the Wii! You're not going to believe it!"

"Really? That's a kickass game you have. What did those professional game reviewers rate it?"

"FLACtastic."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD. I MUST PLAY THAT GAME NOW. If such a game is really FLACtastic, there's no way I could feel a more negative emotion toward it than a lossless, endless worship!"
by King Sticks January 8, 2008
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Fatass

some one really big, that ways alot
that bitch tiffany in my class is a Fatass
by dynokid November 1, 2006
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the flats

yah dood, me and my friends go to the flats every wednsday after school.
by darsnot January 28, 2009
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