flappenheimer

a clinical douchebag, mainly guys with names starting with the letter T, just overall cockboy

did you see that kid flexing in the mirror, what a flappenheimer.

by genius930423 October 25, 2010

flapping gizzard

When a guy rapidly slaps a girls pussy lips with the tip of his penis

Dude I just gave my sister a flapping gizzard

by puff daddy G January 23, 2014

Flapjack

It is the female equivalent to Teabagging. It's when a girl puts her pussy lips on your forehead.

Man I passed out at a party and got Flapjacked by this girl

by Kelsthebom July 15, 2019

crack flappin

the involuntary body movements made after being up for more than 2 days on crack

please dont send kelly to the store... she is crack flappin all over the place.

by c~mamie December 3, 2007

pink flapjack

When a woman's lips are spread and repeatedly slapped by a paddle. Then once swollen she is burned with a lighter till "golden brown".

hey did you hear james gave that hooker a pink flapjack, bet she doesn't forget that one.

by riddle_my_balls May 7, 2011

Texas Flapjack

The act of applying ones ballsweat to anothers facial area in the form of a slap.

1.hey he is asleep. lets texas flapjack him!

by anusblast May 16, 2013

crusty flapper

A huge nasty crusty vagina lips.

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.

by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014