Girl: “Where were you last night”
Boy: “I was with the homies”
Girl: “that’s funny because snapchat showed you at Kenzie’s house”
Boy: “20 feet”
Boy: “I was with the homies”
Girl: “that’s funny because snapchat showed you at Kenzie’s house”
Boy: “20 feet”
by ForeignGOAT April 1, 2020

Woman on beach #1: "Oh, that guy's cute."
Woman on beach #2: "Yeah, but check the eyes. Total bro's feet."
Woman on beach #2: "Yeah, but check the eyes. Total bro's feet."
by tiggums October 17, 2008

A new term that was created on The Official Podcast to serve as a medium between the American term "flip-flops" and the Australian term "thongs" for a specific type of v-shaped sandals.
Guy 1: "I went outside wearing thongs."
Guy 2: "You mean feet-slappies?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah... Those... *hides g-strings*"
Guy 2: "You mean feet-slappies?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah... Those... *hides g-strings*"
by SomeSuperRandomGuy June 9, 2022

Tim, you just shot the birthday girl. Why’d u do that?
I don’t wanna talk about it. I have guacamole feet.
I don’t wanna talk about it. I have guacamole feet.
by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel April 9, 2019

by Arthur~BigWang August 31, 2021

by Dingle chalk October 9, 2021

by chucklenuts420 August 23, 2021
