fecal freckle

Poop specks on panties

Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.

Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies

by Hezra79 March 30, 2024

fecal bulk

The majority of the components of fecal matter

By looking through the fecal bulk, they reasoned what he had eaten for dinner.

by brapmaster69 January 24, 2022

fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024

Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow

The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025