Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame

Hey you want a farm handjob?

… I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.

by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022

Want Farm

Putting the needs of the individual above all.

What do you want in your wANT farm?

by Want Farmer July 18, 2010

Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.

1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"

or

Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"

or

Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."

by Cooked Cactus May 12, 2014

Combat Farms

Any FPS multiplayer game where multiple people play in a locked room for the sole purpose of gaining exp and top rank in the weekly rankings.

I wanted to gain exp so I did a combat farms on Short Fuse search and destroywith !Kiwano, ToS-Momme, Acylic, Babiest, Astrel, and !Dhami

by JaidenIsHIVNegative May 17, 2017

Shoebox Farm

A collection of small trashy double wide trailers; aka a trailer park.

Look at that large shoebox farm!

by ShoeboxLife September 20, 2019

Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018

spite-Farming

The act or process of irrationally continuing to farm an unviable farm simply because you still hold the associated governance token in hopes that you can will the token price up.

Due to their withdrawal fee I've been spite-farming $BADGER for months

by kingofcope May 22, 2021