facetime facial

A FaceTime Facial is when a man calls you on FaceTime while you are at work and cums as soon as the call is answered and then hangs up.

During my FaceTime Facial he got cum on his camera, and cancelled our future appointments. facetime facial

by Red Polish February 13, 2018

Facially active

Becoming FACIALLY ACTIVE is to open a face book account and begin to stream post about your life on a personal leval to all your friends who don't care (but act like they do). Or, if you have a face book but are not an active poster, and have now become borred with your life and you've begun to post update you are now FACIALLY ACTIVE (my congrats)!

Girl 1: "You rarely post shit on your facebook"
Girl 2: "I know I need to be more facially active"

OR

Girl 1: "fuck Jake is always posting new status updates on facebook"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's way to facially active"

by Reindizzle May 4, 2010

Strawberry Facial

When a man ejaculates onto a redhead's face

After blowing me we finished the night with a strawberry facial.

by John Rodger October 10, 2015

Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

facial explosion

when you enter a facial expression to your friend on aim and the faces explode in the background.

Dude, did you see that facial explosion Greg sent us. They went everywhere!

by Abagoda June 10, 2008

Medieval Facial

Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.

"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."

"How'd she take it?"

"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."

by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011

strawberry facial

When your man cums on your face while simultaneously smearing strawberry jam on your face and lips.

Omg Shane I just heard Jim gave Jake a strawberry facial last night and he still has strawberry seeds in his hair.

by Moonlitrose13 November 1, 2015