by Casper Wack June 02, 2016
Becoming FACIALLY ACTIVE is to open a face book account and begin to stream post about your life on a personal leval to all your friends who don't care (but act like they do). Or, if you have a face book but are not an active poster, and have now become borred with your life and you've begun to post update you are now FACIALLY ACTIVE (my congrats)!
Girl 1: "You rarely post shit on your facebook"
Girl 2: "I know I need to be more facially active"
OR
Girl 1: "fuck Jake is always posting new status updates on facebook"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's way to facially active"
Girl 2: "I know I need to be more facially active"
OR
Girl 1: "fuck Jake is always posting new status updates on facebook"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's way to facially active"
by Reindizzle May 05, 2010
Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.
"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."
"How'd she take it?"
"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."
"How'd she take it?"
"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."
by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011
by John Rodger August 28, 2015
Omg Shane I just heard Jim gave Jake a strawberry facial last night and he still has strawberry seeds in his hair.
by Moonlitrose13 September 18, 2015
You have a fidget spinner in the middle of 8 girls and you cum on the fidget spinner and then you spin it to have a splash affect to the girls.
Girl1: Damn that octo-facial makes me feel young.
Girl2: You are so right! Cold cum makes me feel young and moisturized.
Girl2: You are so right! Cold cum makes me feel young and moisturized.
by TheGodofOctos May 16, 2017
The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.
Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.
by The Original Tankboy January 01, 2020