Post-erection reply

When your horny af and you snapchat a bunch of easy girls but they reply after you already finished jerking off

Tom I swear this bitch is always playin. I send her a snap tryin to get nudes and she gives me that post-erection reply.

by Crazy man sulliran May 9, 2017

Mass Erect 2

It's what you get when you play Mass Effect 2

"I just finished my 5th playthrough as a vanguard on insanity! I have a major Mass Erect 2!"

by DAT THANE March 4, 2010

Four Hour Erection

A side-effect of male-enhancement medicine. Results in extreme discomfort if you are wearing especially tight pants. Not that any one person writing any definitions specifically has done that. Extremely obvious no matter what clothes you're wearing. Can be spotted from long distances.

Sexually inept man: Damn, I've had this erection for four hours!
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections

by M.C.lobsterbush July 14, 2009

one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.

Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.

by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017

Mass Erect 2

Its what the world will get when Mass Effect 2 comes out.

Woot mass erect 2!!

by Damob47 December 28, 2009

Erection Direction Correction

When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).

The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.

My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.

by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010

dusty's erection

The issue with touching Dusty (dog) and he gets super excited for no reason.

Matt- ::hugs Dusty:: Oh you are such a good boy! I love cuddling with you ::gets close and Dusty gives him kisses::

Linds- Omg Dusty's erection is quite hard and poking out of his foreskin. Pardon me while i clean up my vomit.

by secret hard peepee February 24, 2009