eli whiteside

The world's most loved sheep.
Number 22 of the San Francisco Giants. Backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, Buster Posey, was out for the season. 2010 World Champion.

"Eli Whiteside is in the squat puttin' down the signs today."-Duane Kuiper.

by MrsWhiteside August 22, 2011

Eli

Eli is a good ole feller who will steal your girl and keep her just long enough until she finds out your dick is bigger than his then she will come back to you so you can laugh and joke about Eli with your friends.

Guy 1- Man did Eli really steal your girlfriend?
Guy 2- Yeah but im not worried she will be back when she sees his dick size.

by yeeyeegirl12345 February 6, 2017

Eli

Eli wears fake merchandise likes to be really annoying and likes ugly girls

Eli like iyrelan

by Fake bape January 21, 2020

Cuck eli

A cuck with a land whale for a girlfriend that offers relationship advice to single men who do not want to date.

Typically loves raising another guy's kid.
Has a fursona of a Rooster.

Tom: Dude this guy keeps giving dumb relationship advice knowing I do not want to date.
Tim: What a cuck Eli.

Tom: Also he has a land whale for a girlfriend and says it is bad to fat-shame women.
Tim: LOL he is a major cuck Eli xD

by No Scope 360 May 7, 2018

Eli Harris

An African American actor and producer who has been in numerous films and television shows. Eli is also a martial artist and was featured in October 2006 issue of Black Belt Magazine as a rising star and martial artist. Known for his kind heart and willingness to help others he is recognized as a celebrity to watch. Also was most recently seen in The Nanny Diaries where he played as the love interest to Alicia Keys.

Eli Harris is one lucky mofo, I should have had my arm around Alicia Keys.

by KBBaby January 3, 2008

Dirty Eli

When you try out something kinky and it low-key turns you on. Dirty Eli has every fetish in the books and is happy to discover new kinks all the time.

When she shoved her finger up my ass, had a Dirty Eli; I was so surprised I blew my load right down their throat.

by EntropyRises March 18, 2019

Dirty eli

When you go on top of a very high wall and proceed to fuck a horse

I did a dirty Eli last night, I might go to prison

by Sussy amongus imposter September 2, 2021