Eugene

A person that is not retarded but act retarded and they think that they are cool but actually aren't at all, they usually wear a trench coat and/or a fedora

Damn that Eugene thinks that he can get that gir, nah he looks like crap

by RynoBoyz July 25, 2016

Eugene

A suave, sophisticated, intellectually superior ladies' gentleman who recognizes and appreciates the vast depths of beauty in all of God's Creation. A real man who appreciates a real woman. Typically, real women who have been set to float adrift in the sea of emotionally bereft flotsam and jetsam - laid waste by an unfulfilling dead end relationship - will as a matter of course flock to a Eugene.

"I thought my 'man' was a superstud and my everything, and then along came this Eugene... and he singlehandedly redefined me... and my life. How can I ever go back to the sad pathetic clown I have been imprisoned with over all these many sad lost years?"

by MyDefinitionIsThis88 November 16, 2016

Eugene

usually a kid who is extremely cringeworthy and is know to get dised/rejected by girls

oh that guy is super cringy he must be a eugene

by backfill July 31, 2016

Eugene

Eugene has big goals and a small penis. He likes to bring machine guns to school and call it a social experiment. He really likes soy milk and everything bland.

He has no future in life. His mom hates him and his dad disappointed that his son is 47 years old and he is still a virgin and is still jerking off to pornhub. He is the type of guy to eat pizza all day while watching Anime and jerking off. He has no hygiene. Don't be an Eugene.

Eugene quickly pulled his pants up when he realized that his dad was watching him jerk it to Justine Bieber.

by Dr Phili July 19, 2016

Eugenio

Cum guzzling Mario enthusiast. Loves to dress up in his Red costume and stash and get fucked by dogs dressed as mushrooms. Also has a two-headed penis. Loves to participate in munging.

Wow! Eugenio is so sexy :3 I wanna be a dalmatian with a mushroom hat.

by Nobgoglin April 29, 2019

Eugene

He has a big Long dick that’s always around 12 inches long he is always 6ft and plays basketball he is a mega weeb who can pull bitches no matter what he does and most of the girls in his class think he is hot

Damn Eugene Nice Cock

by Niggar gagged123455 November 13, 2020

Eiden

A man that is social but is actually quiet and never quite on his dreams

The boys name is eiden

by Da goat himself November 22, 2021