Me: What the hell did I do last night?
Friend: You had a cup of straight everclear and you had your pants down on your waist, we could see your ass, you destroyed our toilet, and we had to hold you up while you walked so you wouldn't fall down!
Me: Damn.
Friend: You had a cup of straight everclear and you had your pants down on your waist, we could see your ass, you destroyed our toilet, and we had to hold you up while you walked so you wouldn't fall down!
Me: Damn.
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Guy: Did you see Cori last night? She is looking fine!
Friend: Don't even bother, bro... she's happily ever after.
Friend: Don't even bother, bro... she's happily ever after.
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