Emonic

When electronics are not working properly or doing the complete opposite of what they are intended to do as if seemingly possessed by evil beings...

1 - "Damn Kyle, my cell phone deleted all my contacts again."
"That sucks Dave, friggin' thing must be emonic"

2 - "Honey!!!, the microwaves not working again"
"I know, damned things emonic, lets just get a new one."

by dark_steihl May 3, 2008

emonics

v. 1. lyrics to emotional music (emo). 2. Description of how the "emo scene" communicates .

1. Heart wound healing's new album had some great emonics.

2. Kid 1 - you cut your wrists?

Kid 2 - yea, down the river and across the tracks.

by Dustin M. B. May 8, 2008

Edmond

An unbelievably sexy Albanian boy who loves music, sports (especially soccer), and his girlfriend. He has amazing curly hair and beautiful eyes. Edmond is funny and strong-willed. He wears glasses but he makes them work. Edmond has a love for science and wants to be involved with sports as a career. Edmond has many friends. Edmond is sweet and great at everything he does.

Girl: Wow! Edmond is so hot! Too bad he's dating Maria, I'd grab that real quick.
Edmond: Sorry ladies, I have the sexiest girlfriend in the world and you are not attractive to me, only she is. So back the f*** off or else im calling the cops because I want to marry Maria right now and your'e ugly and annoying.

by Edmond69 December 6, 2018

hoe-emon

little "poket monsters", also known as midget, hoes

joe: hey i got 15 hoe-emon

jack:lucky i only got 12

joe: but mine are all gay

jack:hahahahhaahhaahahahahahahaahhah

by jack papodinoff June 28, 2006

kevin eason

A redneck with a huge dick and is always in a mood Hes always there to protect the one girl he really cares about! He will not tolerate any bullshit and will fight for what is right. He smells great and always look amazing

Look at him he's a real Kevin Eason

by Banny heart May 14, 2015

emong

A backward gnome.

Basically, a little special, or mentally challenged person.

(In the changing rooms of a clothing store. Betty is kindly waiting outside to give her opinion on the outfits cal is trying on.)

Carol-Ann: What top am I trying on first??

Betty: I dunno, the curtains shut, I can't see can I...

Carol-Ann: I'm not asking you to guess...I'm asking which one I should try on first. You emong.

by MrsTattyHead December 2, 2009

Emoney

One who calls himself Emoney is known as a huge facebook creep that has interests in girls younger than he. They enjoy sports without moment such as baseball, and tend to be cocky when he cannot even make a friend. They do not get out often. Plural form is Emonei (Gosh darn, hopefully you never run into more than one!)

Emoney creeped my pictures and did dirty things to them at 3 AM in the morning.

by Janet Johnson June 20, 2008