Rollin Dough

You are sitting in a dimly lit room, trash all around, and your flaccid penis is in your hand like a limp pile of putty. You begin trying to work yourself up to an erection so your start rolling that dough in your hand. Your body is telling you that the 6th ejaculation before noon was enough but you are not gonna let anything stop you from breaking through to a bakers dozen for the AM. Common issue for sexual deviants, drunk frat boys and teenagers that have just discovered masturbation.

Skylar: Hey Tyler, get out of the bathroom! I need to get ready for my lacrosse match!
Tyler: Shut up Bro. I am rollin dough in here and your voice isn't helping. Let me finish in the wash rag and the bathroom will be yours.

by CordiallyContent July 28, 2022

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Dough Boy

Noun; A man or boy who is amazing at sex but can't talk dirty for shit.

"Greg is amazing in bed, but his sex talk is terrible. He's such a Dough Boy."

by ChappieOfBoy June 30, 2016

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slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.

When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.

by Mooman123 August 4, 2017

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Pillsbury Dough Bitch

The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.

Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.

by Mira Jack October 22, 2018

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