A older unsuccessful miscreant who finds enjoyment in sophomoric activities that present a lack of maturity, and wishes to continually act as he or she is still in high school.
by Word_OF_God April 25, 2011
by ;ljhdldkjdfsh August 29, 2018
by $4Life June 11, 2018
~ n.~ slang: A Person (usually male) that attempts to make himself appear more interesting/cool than the collective average of those around him by exaggerating half truths about himself and his experiences. Often they are confused with arrogant/smug people but The North American Douchebag is actually insecure and are only attempting to act arrogant and this is usually how we can spot them in the wild and call them out on their douchebaggery. There are slight variations of demeanor depending on which country they reside. However the North American breed is the most dominant.
Nobody was paying attention to Jim so he started talking about a popular girl he went out with in high school for 2 hours, as though they were prom king and queen. What a douchebag.
by cyclebreaker October 22, 2011
The act of transitioning from discussing talking about a douche bag to actually talking about said douche bag.
you're talking on the phone with a friend about how you always, in the middle of any conversation can just start talking about this one douche bag, and then you actually start talking about that douche bag. that's a douchebagism!
by bigguy1989 May 08, 2009
1. Bloke: You're a douchebag!
Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche
2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...
Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche
2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...
Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
by Beethovenjazzgrindgrind December 22, 2008