by ;ljhdldkjdfsh August 29, 2018
Get the Douchebag mug.~ n.~ slang: A Person (usually male) that attempts to make himself appear more interesting/cool than the collective average of those around him by exaggerating half truths about himself and his experiences. Often they are confused with arrogant/smug people but The North American Douchebag is actually insecure and are only attempting to act arrogant and this is usually how we can spot them in the wild and call them out on their douchebaggery. There are slight variations of demeanor depending on which country they reside. However the North American breed is the most dominant.
Nobody was paying attention to Jim so he started talking about a popular girl he went out with in high school for 2 hours, as though they were prom king and queen. What a douchebag.
by cyclebreaker October 22, 2011
Get the Douchebag mug.A older unsuccessful miscreant who finds enjoyment in sophomoric activities that present a lack of maturity, and wishes to continually act as he or she is still in high school.
by Word_OF_God May 15, 2011
Get the Douchebag mug.A person who behaves as the too smart for you or anyone around. Always has to give thier oppinion in a final word format. Believes they are so smart people need to know what they have to say. This person can be smart but must add the extra mustard to his own intelligence level just to feel high and mighty. Typically this person has no sense of humor or imagination. This person is known to quote information they previously heard as thier own oppinion. A Douchebag also answers questions when they are not asked and gives you attitude as if your question was so dumb it was a waste of thier time to answer it.
George: Hey Debbie, How do you get a line on this excel spreadsheet.
Debbie: You click on (sudden interruption from Douchbag Frank)
Frank: Pffft.. *shaking head* you click on the upper link of course. What I do is reprogram the source code and tell it what to do. It's not for everyone but I can do it of course. Because I went to Caltech at times if you cross a horse with a cow as I have you can also find that answer duh. (In a rude and uncalled for tone of voice) *Walks away in a cocky manner*
George: What a douchebag!
Debbie: You click on (sudden interruption from Douchbag Frank)
Frank: Pffft.. *shaking head* you click on the upper link of course. What I do is reprogram the source code and tell it what to do. It's not for everyone but I can do it of course. Because I went to Caltech at times if you cross a horse with a cow as I have you can also find that answer duh. (In a rude and uncalled for tone of voice) *Walks away in a cocky manner*
George: What a douchebag!
by UnknownPerson123456 August 21, 2011
Get the Douchebag mug.The act of transitioning from discussing talking about a douche bag to actually talking about said douche bag.
you're talking on the phone with a friend about how you always, in the middle of any conversation can just start talking about this one douche bag, and then you actually start talking about that douche bag. that's a douchebagism!
by bigguy1989 May 8, 2009
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Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche
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Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche
2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...
Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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