dooters

Dude hooters. Otherwise known as man titties or bitch tits.

"Hey guys, check these out!"
"No, man! Put your dooters away! You're making us throw up!"

by Steve Kane September 22, 2004

Ham Doctor

A word soon to be very, very profane, as flagged by XBox Live's Profanity Prediction team.

"GRAAAAH! HAM DOCTOR!" Marcus shouted when he stubbed his toe. Mothers around him covered their children's ears; they didn't want their kids to hear this soon-to-be vulgarism.

by Skronk July 22, 2009

Doctor Whooligan

A Doctor Whooligan or simply a Whooligan, is an extreme fan of the show "Doctor Who" and its protagonist.

Eventhough, the show itself has pitched "Whovian" as the official name for a fan of the show, Whooligan is muh more fitting, since most of us are a bit rambunctious about the whole thing! Allons-y

Raquel was strangely surprised to find out Koda was also a Doctor Whooligan.

by Soytugitana September 15, 2011

docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

Doctors

n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!

Child: "Wow! Doctors are so cool! I want to be doctor when I grow up, too!"

Mother: "ROFLMFAO!!!"

by superdawge October 2, 2009

Dogter

Female dog for not necessarily but quite often the ecstatically child-free individual.

"It's Take Your Dogter To Work Day? I could have brought Sassy!"

by SugarFreeSheila.com January 12, 2009

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004