Divorce Face

The face I see after I explain the legal realities of marriage, some of which are covered in my blog. The bleak opposite of a "wedding face" that is usually red, tearful & trembling. LawyerAnneHarvey.wordpress.com

Her pristine wedding face morphed into a pulp of tears, snot & sweat when she traded it in for her new divorce face.

by Lawyer Anne February 18, 2014

divonte black

Sombody that's looks better than u and is physically superior to you and his bestfriend is queen J

He looks great
that's because he is divonte black

by Voncleezy September 6, 2016

divorce bike

(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.

"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."

"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."

by Zack J. June 2, 2016

divorced teeth

a ugly somali boy who has seperated teeth

yacin:"look at that divorced teeth its a mabrouk"

by RYM_RAM January 4, 2017

Divorce Diet

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.

She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.

by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017

Divorce-a-versary

Anniversary of when you and your significant other (currently living together) were first divorced.

Mathew said, "Happy divorce-a-versary, Christine!"

by Laird Mayhew June 28, 2017

Devotie

An individual who is very witty and sarcastic. Often finds themselves as the butt of many jokes. Displays avian facial features.

Woah, that person looks like a bird. Yeah, he's a real Devotie.

by avianface May 30, 2018