dink dirt

Dink dirt is the accumulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else's) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans penis or under the foreskin if he doesn't clean properly after sexual contact.

Mike: "Fuck man, I went down on Watson last night, and he had some serious dink dirt going on!"

Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."

Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."

by Jennifiend July 20, 2008

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ass-dirt

The ring of dirt left around the toilet seat when a dirty ass person gets up off it.

Dude 1: "Man, can I use the bathroom at your house?"

Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"

Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."

Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."

by Mr. Reality Music June 16, 2008

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Dirt Squirt

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.

MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

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dirt balling

When a man ejaculates inside his sexual partner's anus, and then sucks out his ejaculate along with any lingering feces. He then proceeds to make out with his partner, passing the semen and feces into aforementioned partner's mouth.

John: "How was your first date with Steve?"
Morgan: "It was totally awesome. We went out for Thai, and then he introduced me to dirt balling. I've never tasted shit before."

by SHREDDYvanhalen July 5, 2011

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