Bloody DickHole

when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh

Dude I had such a Bloody DickHole last night

by creameria September 24, 2020

idiotic dickholes

What most of you people on this website are.

You are all a bunch of idiotic dickholes.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 12, 2021

Brick Dickelson

Soo god damn cold outside probably freeze all your ligaments off. From Ears to Toes

Tony: “Yo dude, Is it warm outside?”
Hank: “Nah bro it’s Brick Dickelson outside right now man, fucking cold as balls” 🥶

by GoochieBratha2000 September 16, 2022

Big cheesy dickhole

An opposer to the black dick militia. Operates on roblox to destroy everyone with a small smelly pecker.

Person 1: have you seen the black dick militia?
Person 2: no I heard they got their foreskin cut off by the BCB
Person 1: fuck, I hate the big cheesy dickhole

by Fat bum cock May 7, 2023

Fiberglass in his dickhole

another way of saying sand in the vagina

He is in a shitty mood today. I think he has fiberglass in his dickhole.

by AnnFrankGotGanked October 27, 2023

Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

by UnknownKage January 10, 2024

Sir. Dickalot

The disciple of Mr. Rodaton

“OMG LOOK, its Sir. Dickalot!”

by FormalMrRodaton May 2, 2025