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jizz ditch 

What you call a girl you only use for sex.
See you later jizz ditch!
jizz ditch by Kenneth G April 30, 2007

Ding-Dong Don't Ditch 

Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.
Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.
Ding-Dong Don't Ditch by NH GROSS October 4, 2009

ding dong ditch 

To go to multiple doors and ring the door bell, only to run away before the person comes to open the door.
Jaron and his cousins decide to ding dong ditch. Instead of having fun, a pedo old guy in a pink shirt comes out with a shovel and says he called the police. Just don't ding dong ditch at pedos doors :)
to say "brb" just to exit a conversation
"he hasn't come back in an hour...fucker brb ditched me."
brb ditch by alivealivealive October 24, 2009

Dine and ditch

A mash up of dine and dash and ding dong ditch. The participants evade paying their bill at a restaurant, leaving a flaming bag of dog shit as a distraction.
Dine and ditch by Spootypuff November 11, 2010

ding dong ditch 

to ring someone's door bell and then run away....
Kevin- yo did u hear about mike, denis, danny, matt,rodrigo, and chris they are the masters of ding dong ditching, they got almost every house in the fort lee cliffside area
ding dong ditch by mike990dwa September 21, 2005