Dealbob

the situation, problem, conundrum and/or what is currently happening/going on

"What's the dealbob dude?"

"I'm having a bad day"

by NurseJaneCuthyWuthy October 23, 2022

Decalipulate

The act of manipulating a very large group of people, ranging from anywhere between a million to a trillion people.

Go decalipulate them right now

by Bucketissmart May 16, 2023

Ten deal

A measurement of cannibus resin. Usually purchased by 14-15 kids called 'poodle'. Costs £10

Can I have a ten? How much for a ten...fuck off you poodle-dicked cunt!!

by Jonny wa November 27, 2004

Caffeine Dealer

A Barista. A person who is specially trained in the making and serving of coffee drinks.

Before I go to work I need to pay a visit to the local caffeine dealer. I still haven't got my fix today.

by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011

lap deal

1. A flacid or fully extended penis. 2. Oral sex performed on a man or woman. 3. A napkin placed on one's lap prior to consuming food. 4. A reduction in price on a laptop computer.

Hey shawty, why don't you come sit on my lap deal?

Fo I buy you a Happy Meal, hook a nigga up wit a lap deal.

Only pussy ass niggaz give bitches lap deals!

Ima need a lap deal fo I fuck up deez ribs.

I gave a lap deal to da boss man at Staples and gotta lap deal on a Sony Vaio.

by Anacostia March 30, 2011

True Deal

I thing know to be true or real; or thought to be true or real; like the real deal

That deal there is a true deal!

by Chad Riley March 24, 2012

Sweetheart Deal

A sweetheart deal or sweetheart contract is an abnormally favorable contractual arrangement. A particularly lucrative golden parachute could be an example of a type of sweetheart deal, where it is not in the best interests of the stockholders.

The developer who's friends with Councilman X got a sweetheart deal from city council for his upcoming project.

by Walter_White June 13, 2016