20th degree burn

When you say "ur mum gay" and someone replies with "no u"

Person 1: Ur mum gay
Person 2: No u
(Person 1 gets 20th degree burns on every part of their body)

by MakeUDGreatAgain February 18, 2021

fake degree

A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.

Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.

Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?

by GEGEEZI July 18, 2024

Six degrees of trepidation

When you find out that the person you're about to sleep with has a one or two degrees of separation from your significant other

I was about to sleep with Mike when I found out that his best friend workms in my husbands office. Talk about six degrees of trepidation!......and I oop! And got the hell out of there!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Doctors Degree

When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.

Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"

by Mercedes1108 September 28, 2008

4th Degree Burn

A 4th degree burn occurs when you verbally burn someone so bad that they mentally break and burn themselves.

I burned her so bad she got a 4th degree burn and there ain't no treatment for a burn that sick.

by Sparkette fuckface January 29, 2020

Begging the degree to which

Candace tapping into her former liberalism by...

Hym "Begging the degree to which conservatives are condemning non-traditional inter-sexual interactions. You absolutely ARE doing and HAVE done that. Either implicitly or explicitly (across time). ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ DON'T know that's it's 'objectively better' because WE KNOW that marriage FAILS HALF THE TIME, Candace. You know, all of your colleges think that divorce SHOULDN'T EXIST. Is that what YOU think, Candace? Because IF SO... It seems like... Whenever REALITY... Conflicts with conservative Christian values... It SEEM LIKE... You and your colleges... Want to make the things that conflict with your church-derivative ethical presuppositions... Not exist anymore. BOY-OH-BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! I'M STARTING TO SENSE A PATTERN! The math is simple, Candace. 50% of marriages end in divorce. Are 100% of marriages happy marriages? The non-divorce ones I mean? Unlikely. So, marriage ISN'T objectively better. Marriage is miserable OVER 50% of the time. MOST OF THE TIME... MARRIAGE IS BAD. And then you're going to go on the squid-boy's channel and and your project the illusion that your ideas are being contended with. But really it's a farce. Squid-boy is just going to shit out his nebulous cloud of social-centrist anti-fringe ink poop and no we're no closer to truth than we were and hour and 14 minutes ago."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

Fourth degree burn

A 4th degree burn is where you berbally burn someone so bad, they mentally break and burn themselves to a crisp

That fourth degree burn was so bad she was left sparking and twitching.

by Sparkette fuckface January 29, 2020