despacito 2

the pure meaning of life itself

Ni🅱🅱a: E
Trump: despacito 2

by popeatemychildren June 13, 2018

destroy lonely

The best rapper in the world. Signed to Playboi Carti’s Record Label “OPIUM” he is definitely one of the best upcoming artists if not the best. Lonely > every other rapper.

Destroy Lonely is the best rapper

by topfloorboss November 20, 2021

designated texter

a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.

Guy 1: "Woah, i almost hit that telephone pole back there, Dude you should be my designated texter "

Guy 2: "Yeah no problem bro"

by jdcftb12 September 29, 2008

Destiny

The most beautiful, amazing, fun, sexy, hardworking and smart woman alive. She is or can be the greatest mother to any kids she’ll foster. If you meet a Destiny, or be with her, tell her everyday that she’s beautiful. Tell her everyday she’s the greatest and most important person alive. Tell her that no matter what she thinks about herself or whatever she’s been through, that she’s loved and never alone. Destiny is the greatest woman to ever be alive. She’s crazy, goofy, and irresistible and makes every mans’ heart explode with happiness. Be thankful if you find a Destiny. Make her your Destiny.

Evan: I met a Destiny and I think I’m head over heels for her.
Friend: Yeah okay man.

by ew_crablegs December 14, 2019

Destination Fucked

When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.

Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.

by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019

despoina

Despoina is a greek name.A good looking lady with a big heart.She always has positive thoughts and her vibes are positive as well.She is also a committed friend,a person that stands up for you.She has an extreme love for money as well.

Despoina handed me a pen today,she is so kind!

I want to go to the party,because Despoina will be there.

by d3pi_ January 5, 2018

Deskiesta

A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office

"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006