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Darling Niki

A blog you read "when you care enough to feign interest".

The collection of "regurgitated thoughts brought to you by Darling Niki's erratic psyche, served in digestible nuggets of information".

An accidental Xanga celebrity -- often found at the top ten featured premium blogs list -- thanks to loyal readers, drive-by/random proppers and word-of-mouth.

A nocturnal freak of nature, transplanted from the islands of the pacific to the vibrant, inspiring, gutwrenching, magical and terrible place that is New York City.

Anam cara to Jack. Mommy to Ozzy the pug and to Loki the wolf. Author of many "midnight haikus" and various insomnia-induced poetry. Alpha female and intimidator at the Texas Holdem table.

Not to be confused with another "Darling Niki", purveyor of erotic apparel, toys and shoes.

Named after the famous Prince song "Darling Nikki", except this one's got one less "K".
EXAMPLES:

"I knew a girl named Niki, I guess you could say she was a sex (and rock n' roll and blogging and holdem and coffee) fiend."

"Man, Darling Niki went "all in" after the flop with a sik and made the nuts on the river."

"I need my daily dose of Darling Niki with my cup of coffee."
by Arlingday Ikinay November 24, 2004
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darling antonia

A small gimpy one (person).
1. some one who is incapable of mowing a yard as a result of being a small gimpy one, or in other words a darling antonia.
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Darling's Disease

A condition of the face where your eyebrows are far darker than your hair.
Alistair Darling has a severe case of Darling's Disease.
by ClumsyNinja145 May 15, 2010
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Dancing On The Rails

Doing something extremely stupid or reckless usually for the amusement of others or for the thrill of doing something daring. Often occurs as a result of peer pressure.

The expression originates from the urban myth(?) of someone dancing on the railroad tracks and paying for the foolish mistake with their life.
Dana: Look at Jimmy. He’s dancing on the rails again

Bill: What an idiot! He’ll get hurt if he doesn’t stop it!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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Dancing Potato

The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)
Hey everybody! Do you want to pray to sacrifice Billy to the dancing potato?
*Entire world cheers*
by TurtleNugget911 November 26, 2019
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Fortnite Dancing

The dances that if your kids do you need to abandon them
I think your kid has been diagnosed with an unfixable disease called Fortnite Dancing in public.
by phat4realll September 9, 2020
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bed dancing

i'm listening to some tasty tunes and I just caught myself bed dancing.
by lollipopgrl6969 January 27, 2014
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