desert crabs

Pubic crabs living on shaved skin

My, what a large infestation of desert crabs you have!

by Anthony Michaels July 14, 2006

crab shack

The area around a female's genitalia where crabs would dwell. Also found in males. The place where Pediculus pubis resides. A home for pubic lice.

Shelly realized her bush had become a crab shack when the itching began.

Adam's crab shack was the greatest cock block to his sexual prowess

by jafus January 22, 2006

Crab Legs

When you expect things to go one way, and they go entirely different.

The weekend was going really well until things went all crab legs on us.

by SelfCheckoutLineHero July 27, 2015

crab dip

While participating in sexual intercourse upon the sandy shorelines, the male withdrawals his coursing penile shaft from the vagina and coats it with a generous layer of sand. Afterwards, the penis is reinserted into the coot (aka. bush, cat, hatchet wound, snatch, etc.) causing an uncomfortable (and often burning) sensation for the box wench (aka. chicken head, ho, jizz box, cock holster).

We fucked on the beach and I crab dipped her poop chute.

by hjlsfka; June 25, 2006

Crab Grab

To aggressively pinch someone's butt cheek until it turns red

Jack thought it would be cool if he crab grabbed Jenny while she was wearing a tight skirt

by Yoyo37 June 13, 2015

crabbing charge

noun - relating to chinese buffets, the charge that an individual is hit with if they crab. in upper class buffets, this may require one to remortgage their house.

"mate u better spoon and dispose real quick before they see that, otherwise there's gonna be a proper massive crabbing charge"

by buffetmaster March 2, 2009

Crab Louse

Song performed by "Lords of Acid"

Dude, Lords of Acid played Crab Louse at their concert last night

by bjmoore October 23, 2008