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cowboy dick 

A dick so tough it has the ability to go commando in jeans.
Teacher: Derek, are you going commando again in jeans?
Derek: Yeah duh, I have a cowboy dick!
cowboy dick by KovaK January 15, 2016

cowboy up 

( an insult used between men only): to metaphorically speaking ' grow an extra pair of balls' and take one's responsibility like a grown man
Teenage son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant, what do I do?

Father: cowboy up Peter. And by the way I am busy ( slams door in son's face)
cowboy up by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2017

cowboy breakfast

A leak and a look around
We were in a hurry, so we only had time for a cowboy breakfast.
cowboy breakfast by JasonQG December 30, 2007

cowboy mustard 

When Youre fucking another man in the ass, Pull your dick out and spit on it so the poo and spit substance turns into a mustard.
Brokeback Moutian Created Cowboy mustard
cowboy mustard by Zdurocher January 8, 2017

Cowboy birth

A feeling after you’ve had too much steak and Texas toast and had a satisfying, yet massive dump.
“I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, I just had a cowboy birth.”
Cowboy birth by Coyboybirther2001 November 10, 2018

cowboy carl 

your wife's friend that fucks her when your at work
I found Carl's hat on my bed post hes so weird
Dude hes fucking your wife
No i trust her that's just cowboy Carl
cowboy carl by hello fr August 16, 2019