Cowboy Butt Sex

what happens when you go camping with

1 a homosexual
2 your friend
3 your father

4 GAY COWBOY DUH

they were having butt sex cowboy butt sex

by THNDRBIRD17 May 29, 2009

cowboy flip

The act of consuming both LSD-25 and psychedelic mushrooms

Tom was feeling a bit trippy after cowboy flipping

by L2D tr1ppa March 15, 2010

Cowboy Muffin

Eating the ass of an assless chapped leather stud before or after anal devastation.

Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.

by KY-5000 November 5, 2011

Cowboys'd

Losing or winning by such a small margin that it doesn't matter and is no reason for celebration.

Having a significant advantage and then blowing it right at the last second.

Going into overtime against the Cleveland Browns and winning. It doesn't matter because it's against the Browns.

I was too drunk to get it up and she was the hottest girl ever....Cowboys'd!

by Mark Watson November 19, 2012

cowboy brazilian

When two men wax each others buttholes and then do some ass play afterwards.

Mike, wanna do a cowboy brazilian with me?

by Your dogs sex toy January 10, 2014

cowboy crystals

A phrase that sounds like it would be a name for meth

This lot lizard gave me a ton of cowboy crystals

by yehowyada February 6, 2018

cowbellist

The coolest motherfucker in the whole goddamn band. This guy doesn't give a shit. He comes out, bangs on the cowbell, and the crowd loses its collective shit because that's exactly what this goddamn song needed!

I wanna be a cowbellist when I grow up.

by rvfvs June 28, 2018