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Red-Eye Competitive

The art of staying up till 2 AM or later playing Competitive games (TF2 competitive, CSGO matchmaking, etc.)
I was doing some red-eye competitive with Jim last night, I feel like I'm hungover now.
by Lord_Obama January 25, 2016
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share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.
The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.
by Guacamolenibbapenis April 27, 2019
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Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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Law of Reverse Compensation

The law of reverse compensation states that that after a given amount of time, any photo of guns or gun gear that makes its way to normies, will result in a penis or penis compensation remark. This is caused by their own cognitive dissonance due to inability or lack of ability to confidently protect or defend oneself or family.
"Look at those guys with all those guns, they obviously all have emotional issues and micropenises" example of the law of reverse compensation
by Average right wing extremist September 24, 2023
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instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
by Dom i nic March 25, 2008
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Bitch beyond compare

(1)Someone who is far up one's ass.

(2)Someone who outdoes other people's bitchyness.

(3)Description of a situation which is a defining low point in one's life.
(1)Randall will do anything for Sandra. He is her bitch beyond compare.

(2) Did you hear that that Joanna won on Big Brother? She is a bitch beyond compare.

(3)Oh man, I lost the ticket for the final of the world series. This is such a bitch beyond compare.
by Welck August 4, 2007
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fierce competitor

Somebody who comes in first AND third in a circle-jerk.
Louie is a fierce competitor! Made me ashamed.
by Scrivener July 5, 2006
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