Collinoscopy

When you are able to have a colonoscopy by prolapsing your anus.

I had a collinoscopy yesterday at the maizeret.

by Thegymteacher December 7, 2016

Collins'd

One who awakes duct taped to the couch and has permanent marker written all over them. One whose car keys were put into a bowl of water and put in the freezer. One who awakes in the garage with spray paint around them, tattooed with marker and dawn poured down their throat. People once awoken take a look at each other and start laughing because they are all tattooed, mummified in duct tape and have bay oil in their rears. If this or anything like this has happened to you, you have been Collins'd

Collins'd .. Geez why is my ass greasy. Somebody get me off this couch now. Where are my keys I have to go to work?

by Narcoholic December 17, 2016

collins

Funny youtuber. Has a nice and artistic brother

Fan: Hi Collins i saw you on YouTube

by Gracie1234ever November 22, 2017

Collins

An incredibly nice, kind but also rude and very hot person. You want a COLLINS as your boyfriend because he will treat you well and is very funny. Collins’ usually love to play jokes on people they love but sometimes they may go too far. Howver when they’ve gone too far they will apologize and do anything to make it up to you.

Jeez he’s so hot he has to be Collins

I love collins he’s so nice and hot

by Cloutkingggxx2 May 16, 2018

Collins

To use other women’s pain and suffering to further your own goals with men you serve.

“Dude, Susan will totally collins that chick for us.”

by VoteThemOut2020 October 5, 2018

collinate

to colonize an area whilst simultaneously fucking everything in sight

Rick: Hey man, did you hear Kevin collinated those islands near Britain?
Jack: No way dude, that's lit.
Rick: Yeah, he's got hella babies to take care of now. But he's the king of the Island now.

by gondolaren October 22, 2018

Collins

A common last name for rednecks or extremely snobby people, there is no in between

"Have you seen those damn collins boys riding the four-wheeler all day?"

by Magicalstoner December 21, 2018