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Dry calling

It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).
A: "did you call him yet?" B: "I'll call him tomorrow. So far I've only been dry calling."
by fuckyoubuddy October 18, 2011
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Stephen Collins Special

The act of two males sharing the act of anal sex in the classic doggy-style position. As the male on the giving end of sex begins to orgasm, the other partner, or catcher, reaches back and squeezes his partner's testicles untill they burst. Then the catcher partner turns around and licks and sucks off the "Stephen Collins Sauce" made up of blood, seamen, and feces.
Tad had to be rushed to the hospital for testical replacement surgery after him and Jimmy enjoyed a delicious Stephen Collins Special.
by Johnny Foster November 10, 2008
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Pot Calling Kettle Black

This is an idiom with Spanish origin that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are equally as guilty of doing... Thus an example of psychological projection.

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.
Sydney: you always cheat in any card game we play; all you care about is winning
John: Pot Calling Kettle Black!
by nomusclerussell September 25, 2017
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Celling Fan

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.
It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.
by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008
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Filthy Collins

A sex act wherein the male sits on top of the females stomach. He then precedes to "titty fuck" her, and while doing so, farts on her stomach.
(The act may also be performed female on female,with use of a strap on, or male on male, provided the partners bosoms are large enough to host the act of "titty fucking")

If this includes going past farting, and into releasing excrement, it is referred to as a "Filthy Collins ala king"
Dude, you'll never believe it. I got Laura to let me give her the filthy collins. It sounded like I was opening the world's largest sleeping bag"

"I feel so bad. I was giving her the filthy collins and I totally ala kinged her"
by Ian another name July 28, 2006
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cholling

Cholling: Means "Smoking", taken from the Australian slang word "Chole", meaning "Cigarette".
I was cholling outside last night when a car pulled up.
by Vittor July 15, 2008
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Collinization

Holy Tits! Collinization: Engage!

She's about to be Collinized.
by Dick Twiddly April 1, 2008
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