COD Smarts

When you know Call of duty like the back of your right hand... wink wink

Guy A: Wow that kid's so good at Call of duty!!!

Guy B: Hellz yeah he has Cod smarts!!!

by GHhoodlum November 25, 2010

CoD bitcher

Someone who complains about every little thing that happens to him/her while they are playing Call of Duty.

EXAMPLE:

CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude get off my ass you just made me get killed."
Friend(Bill): I'm not even by you? You CoD bitcher"

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "STUPID CAMPERS!"
Friend(Bill): "Why are you complaining about campers. YOU ARE ALSO CAMPING. ALSO THERE HAS BEEN 3 MAIN CALL OF DUTY'S OUT AND YOUR STIIIILLL COMPLAINING ABOUT CAMPERS, You CoD bitcher!

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude its this gun, it not good!"
Friend:(Bill) "Quit making excuses, its the shooter not the gun, you CoD bitcher."

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "I PULLED THE TRIGGER FIRST! this is f'd up.

Friend(Bill): " I saw the killcam on that and you clearly shot to the left, you CoD bitcher."

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): " im lagging now"
Friend(Bill): " No your not im right next to you and you havent lagged once you CoD bitcher!"

by MasterDIZZLE123 January 06, 2011

COD syndrome

The act of checking windows and around corners for snipers, campers and I.E.Ds in everyday life.

A: I just checked all the rooms in my house for campers.

B: I think you may have COD syndrome.

by spamlurker November 28, 2013

Cod Head

smelly grimsby scum from the land of cod

we h8 cod heads
fish fuckers

by frankie nigro April 22, 2005

cod sac

a mans balls

she kicked me in my cod sac

by ny_pitbull June 20, 2003

cod warzone

A gay fucking game that should go fuck a boy because he fucking deserves it

OMG COD warzone is the best said gorge the virgin me just fucking go fuck it

by jimranada October 02, 2020

Cod Logic

Cod logic is the base skill of all good cod players. Players use cod logic to determine their enemies likely movements and reactions. When someone doesn't follow basic cod logic and a player dies because of it, it usually results in questioning the reasoning behind such a seemingly unreasonable or idiotic action. The term can apply for other shooters. Example: Battlefield Logic

Player A sneaks up behind Player B without giving away his position. Right before Player A starts to shoot Player B shifts all focus from the enemies shooting at him and throws a knife right into the face of unsuspecting player A.

Player A: Why the f**k did he do that that doesn't follow any cod logic.

by adamcomog March 09, 2012