Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022
Get the Johnny Cobmug. Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
by King Willy IV March 7, 2024
Get the Cob Jobblermug. Acronym for Crazy Old Bitch, an individual of advanced age with mental health issues and a displeasing or aggravating personality.
"Due to this corny ass COB's nonsense, a simple transition that should've taken under a week has been sprawling out for 3 months because they're a shut in..."
by anonymous December 19, 2024
Get the COBmug. by ggricksmith January 17, 2021
Get the Cobbedmug. According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude”
42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.
As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”
Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.
As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”
Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.
by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017
Get the pour the cobs onmug. Chip On Board (COB) Light-Emitting Diode (LED)
COB LEDs are basically multiple LED chips (typically nine or more) bonded directly to a substrate by the manufacturer to form a single module. Since the individual LEDs used in a COB are chips and not traditionally packaged, the chips can be mounted such that they take up less space and the highest potential of the LED chips can be obtained. When the COB LED package is energized, it appears more like a lighting panel than multiple individual lights as would be the case when using several SMD (surface-mounted device) LEDs mounted closely together.
COB LEDs are basically multiple LED chips (typically nine or more) bonded directly to a substrate by the manufacturer to form a single module. Since the individual LEDs used in a COB are chips and not traditionally packaged, the chips can be mounted such that they take up less space and the highest potential of the LED chips can be obtained. When the COB LED package is energized, it appears more like a lighting panel than multiple individual lights as would be the case when using several SMD (surface-mounted device) LEDs mounted closely together.
Being multi-chip packaged, the light emitting area of a COB LED can contain many times more light sources in the same area that standard LEDs could occupy resulting in a greatly increased lumen output per square inch.
by PEntity February 8, 2023
Get the COB LEDmug.