Close That Door

To stop talking, or chill out before you look like a complete idiot .

Guy 1: "Yo I miss my girlfriend"

Guy 2: "Didn't she cheat on you with your brother?

Guy 1: "Yea, but I love he dude"

Guy 2: "Close that door, nigga!"

by YungNeologist November 29, 2014

Causey

to follow your own path

"She's a Causey, which is why she's do independent."

by Graceygirl2875 December 21, 2016

Zaphod Clause

Important precondition for attaining the role of chief of the executive wing of government, not least in the United States. More or less quote/unquote, "You can't become President with an entire brain." From the movie of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Al Gore and John Kerry almost made it, but they were both scuppered by the Zaphod Clause.

by Fearman August 31, 2007

Wop-Clause

A term used to describe when an italian makes a bet, knowing they will lose, 'greases' their way out of there side of the agreement. Like an invisible fine print only the wop grease can reveal.

"oooooh, Migalooch used the Wop-Clause to back out of our bet when i fully won!"

"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"

Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"

Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"

Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop

makes a bs excuse that was never agreed

upon in the first place just to get out of his

side of the agreement, thats what a

"WOP-CLAUSE" is!

Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"

Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"

by HoganCCBrianJordan November 3, 2010

bulldozing that lip closet

When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.

I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.

by WillytMU December 4, 2012

clue-by-four

A device that is commonly used to give someone a clue. Named as such for its appearance, which is oddly similar to a two-by-four.

That little idiot got my machine infected with a load of spyware, so I whacked him with a clue-by-four.

by (>O_O)> August 4, 2005

Close talker

One who leaves little space in  face-to-face chatter.

He's a real close talker!

by Genku July 29, 2003