Closet mo

Closet mo,
When someone you know pretends to be, or acts straight all the while exhibiting homosexual habits or tendencies, for example making countless gay jokes to cover his own tendancies, or dating attractive women as a cover up

Our friend Tyler B. Has a hot girlfriend allison but we all know he wishes she was His boyfriend, soon she'll figure out he's a

"closet mo"

by gingerjesus January 1, 2015

Closet Engineering

One who designs without consequences or comment. Including but not limited to election or selection of network monkeys.

Engineering without the title or pay makes you a Closet Engineering fool.

by network junkies April 17, 2009

closet kink

A shy yet kinky person that is ready to get bent over at moments notice.(but on the DL)

Damn Sammy is a real closet kink bro

by Gg the tree October 2, 2018

closet fuckboy

someone who looks like a gentleman but is actually a fuckboy

"that guy looks really nice"
"hes not he is really closet fuckboy"

by sophies sh*t November 27, 2016

closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception

"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.

by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017

closet candy

a closeted gay,lesbian, bi person who is a sexual partner of an openly gay, lesbian, bi person

Jim was out and proud, but he didn't have a real boyfriend. He would just have sex in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.

Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.

by chickenbiscuit3000 July 7, 2010

closet-hobby

A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.

Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?

by creep guy ie April 3, 2011